- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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