Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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