What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Anti Joke

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