- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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