- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

kieran scott has a huge back

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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