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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

anti jokes are for fags

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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