Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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There's my tractor.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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A man... walks.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Jews

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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