Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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