Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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