what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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