- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

whats white and pointless? chalk.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Why was the woman?

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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