How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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poop nuff said

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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vaginas

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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