- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

whats white and looks like paper paper

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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