Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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I pooped.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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