- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Black Friday

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Justin Bieber hits puberty

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