A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Women's rights.

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