What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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your mom

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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