R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Obama

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