Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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