- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Punching a baby

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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