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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What can make you pee? Liquid

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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