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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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