What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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poop

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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watch me nae nae

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mental kid

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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