- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

I like your hair

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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