Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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