- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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