Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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