- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

why did matt die? He had cancer

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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