Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Women's Rights.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What time is it? 20:45.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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