Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Women drivers...

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Please Rape William Wright

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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