Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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like most people my age. im 27

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Black people

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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