What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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People with cancer.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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