- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

What's the deal with brown?

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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