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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Poop

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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