- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

That's what she didn't say

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What's the difference between a lamp?

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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