- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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