- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why does life suck? Because it does

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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