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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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