- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

He walked in a bar

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's 9+ 10?! 19

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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