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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Robin get in the Batmobile.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

I hate blackniggers

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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