Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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xavier stop

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2 + 2 = fish

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hot diggity dog

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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