Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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