Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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