- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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