Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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