- Anti Joke

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

I forgot what i was gonna say

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him