Punching a baby

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

gabbi nunez ;)

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

A man killed himself.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

neil patrick harris

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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