- Anti Joke

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Do you love me? No.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

7+5=12

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.