- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Your Mom

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Choir.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Please? No.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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