Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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My kids are mistakes.

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redtube

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Girls soccer

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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