- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Justin Beiber

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

I have down syndrome. -RDV

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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