What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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this site is an antijoke

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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My tractor broke down.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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