- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Women's Rights.

Womens rights

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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