- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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