Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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cancer

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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