- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

why was the boy crying he had cancer

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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