- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

richard is fag

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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