what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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What is a chair?

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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You all have Aids

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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baby seal walks into a club

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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