- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

yo mama is fat shes fat

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

People with cancer.

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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