Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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