- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Christianity

i keep getting thumbs down...

what is the color of a burp burple

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Joke.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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