Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Get off my porch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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all your base are belong to mark

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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