- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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